My Statement on Statements

I am very important. And so I must release a statement on the current topic of concern. Because there are always new topics of concern, I shall make a statement that will cover them all.

The current situation is one of deep concern to others and therefore to me. While many points of view are relevant, I only support the correct point of view, and in the strongest possible terms.

We may never know the truth about anything, but I do, because of my importance. My statement will therefore have a maximum effect on world events. And that is why I am in favor and completely support the correct position(s) in this current situation.

I am courageous, and I know that there will be people who disagree with me. But I also know that I must do what is right, through my statement, and this is my statement.